That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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