I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
where are you?
Hypothermia
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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