So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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