I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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