honey bunches of taint.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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