WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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