I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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