Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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