I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
