How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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