dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
try to milk me bitch
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