I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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