you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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