If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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