try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
