Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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