She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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