It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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