I only kidnapped one of them. chill
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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