none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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