: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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