Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
