saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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