I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I have post one night stand depression
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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