either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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