It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm gonna fight the coyote