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• (636): View more from Missouri

  It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single

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• (845): View more from New York

  The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm gonna fight the coyote

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