You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
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Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
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She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.