O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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