dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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