Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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