im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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