i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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