If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I forget how to act sober
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