Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the day after is always just damage control
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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