I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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