Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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