I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
oh god was she eating orange peels again
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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