But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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