Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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