: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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