hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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