The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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