If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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