Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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