I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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