it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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