its not stalking. its research.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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