batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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