you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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