Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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