before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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