Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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