Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?