I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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