This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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